Things That Happen only In Porn but not in real life

Just like every love story is not DDLJ, porn is not equivalent to real sex. You would have watched porn a thousand times (ok fine, a hundred times) but do you think that real sex is like porn? I think not. Sex is one of the most beautiful blessings but it isn’t as well coordinated as porn. Pleasure is a temporary solution but sex filled with emotions lasts forever.

So, here are the few things that happen only in porn but not real life. It might just change you the way you see porn.

1. No one records with a camera when you’re doing it with your partner.

2.Students never fail their exam in porn.

3. The electrician actually fixes wiring problems in your house rather than banging you.

4. Can you TASTE or SMELL it in porn?

6. You can’t bang your female colleague in the office whenever you feel horny

7. Not every girl likes being sprayed on her face.

8.When puberty hits in real life, you don’t start riding your sister or mom.

9.Most sex positions used in porn aren’t great for sex, they are great for porn.

Here’s how Hanuman got the name “Bajrangbali"

After the Ram Rajya was established, once when Sita was applying vermilion (kumkum) to her forehead, a curious Hanumam asked her the reason for this. Sita explained that it was a ritual that would result into a longer and a healthier life for Ram. Enthusiast Hanuman, as big a devotee of Lord Ram he was, went on and covered his entire body with kumkum  and hence turned completely orange! Bajrang means orange and hence came the name: Bajrangbali!

story behind the 10 heads of Ravan

Considered the antagonist of the epic, Ravan, factually, was a great follower of Shiva, an inordinate scholar, an excellent ruler and a maestro of Veena. Attaining education, Ravan underwent a colossal penance to please Lord Shiva on the banks of river Narmada. Willing to please the Lord, Ravan axed his head. Each time that happened, the head grew back, which continued 10 times, pleasing Shiva. Shiva thus granted 10 heads to Ravan that he sacrificed. These 10 heads indicate the six shastras and the four vedas that Ravan mastered.

After winning over Lanka, Ravan again went to meet Shiva in Kailash, where he was denied entry by Nandi-Shiva’s gatekeeper. Annoyed, Ravan teased him and hence a furious Nandi cursed him that his Lanka would be destroyed by a monkey! To prove his devotedness to Shiva, Ravan tried to lift Kailash. Angry Shiva placed a toe on the hill and Ravan’s hand crushed beneath it, so painfully that his cry shook the world.

To please Shiva now, Ravan plucked out his nerves and played Shiva’s praise to which Shiva released him and gifted him a sword and gave him the name Ravan, which means “the one with terrifying roar”.